Shit Stain #1 - 7-11 Kid On Drugs

So on last Mothers day I ran to the 7-11 with a gas station at Oso & Sherman way to fill up on gas real quick before other guests arrived. I pull in and get my gas, but just as I am about to turn to get into my car I see the clerk (who is cool as fuck) half halfheartedly chasing a running little shit stain who stole something and had done it before. Anyways, the kid crosses Sherman Way and sits on the steps of the apartment complex across the street with a brown bag beer (classy!) in his hand.

So I think it is over and get into my car and start pulling out when I look up and see this kid flying across Sherman Way at full speed almost (unfortunately) getting nailed by two cars going at least 45 MPH. He then flies through the gas station towards the convenience store part. So I slam my car in park in the middle of no mans land in the station, lock up and run to the store. As I approach the doors the little prick is trying to come out while threatening the clerk. So me and two other guys grab the little shit stain and bring him to the ground...he pops up quickly so I think, I am 6'5" tall and can curl 50 pounds in each hand...I should just bear hug this skinny shit stain...well the shit stain was on drugs as well as being drunk because broke lose like a 99 year old woman was trying to hold him. Three other guys got him down again so I went to move my car...

Upon my return I see them letting him up and saying let him go...WTF? I know he only stole something worth 99 cents, but in my eyes he was a danger to himself and more importantly the public. But what could I do, it was four guys saying let him go vs. me so I left very frustrated...even more frustrated as I saw LAPD racing there on my way back to the Mothers Day celebration.

Hopefully the little shit stain gets what is coming to him soon. I will add pictures if I see him again. That is all for Shit Stain #1, hope you enjoyed.

"You are as important to me as a shit stain on a bums underwear" - (TM) Jason Stalboerger June 01, 2014